Shed behind some grass.

Being stuck in our homes has resulted in less time in front of the computer and more time tinkering around the house. I can’t say I saw a global pandemic coming, but a year ago I started rebuilding a section of our yard in preparation for a shed. I guess now is as good a time as any to finish out the project.

STARTING POINT (PRE-CORONAVIRUS)

A corner of the yard with some retaining wall blocks and piles of dirt.

The previous owners had built 5 raised beds out of concrete blocks. They must have ordered a thousand of these blocks because they’re all over the property. Literally everywhere.

Anyways, this was the earliest picture I could find. The beds were sagging and separating in spots. I’m not sure how many years they would have been good for. There was no better location on the property to construct a shed, so we decided to reuse these blocks and make a pad for a shed.

Staged arborvitae

I didn’t want the neighbors to have to stare out their front windows at the side of a shed (I’m not a monster) so the first step was to install a wall of arborvitae. I ended up loading up 27 of these by myself into a rental truck. Local nurseries wanted double what I paid for these because they wanted to haul and plant them themselves.

First row of arborvitae
First row of arborvitae
Nearly all the arborvitae are in.
Nearly all the arborvitae are in

Almost all of them are in at this point. I was approaching a couple of apple trees that needed dealing with. The two apple trees were let to grow much too large and produced a bazillion apples. We’d spend entire summers picking fallen apples out of the yard (and the sidewalk below). Most were inedible due to worms and whatnot. I think this was all of them. That’s a lot of hole digging!

Further work on the pad.
Further work on the pad.
Getting the retaining wall in place.
Getting the retaining wall in place.
Reverse side of blocks.
Reverse side of blocks.
Gotta keep it level!
Gotta keep it level!

Next up was constructing the retaining wall for the pad and I had more than enough blocks to work with. It is not fun work. My hands, back, and knees all hurt for days. Everything has to be level and able to drain. Respect to the people who do this for a living. I’ll be sticking to the computer.

That pad is nearly finished.
That pad is nearly finished.
Front of nearly finished pad.
Front of nearly finished pad.

The shape is more or less complete at this point. I had a ton of materials left over so….

Blocks to be donated.
Blocks to be donated.

Habitat for Humanity got some concrete garden blocks! Hopefully, they’re doing some good wherever they ended up.

SHED FOUNDATION

Now, I’m not a structural engineer, but I knew I didn’t want to lay down some runners directly onto the pad. First, our property is naturally sloped. The concrete blocks are more “garden blocks” as opposed to big honking retaining wall blocks. Lastly, the soil consists mostly of fluffy garden bed dirt which isn’t heavily compacted.

I was worried about the soil compressing against the weight of the shed and possibly blowing out the retaining wall during heavy rain. Pretty sure there’s no coming back from that. So my thought was to get the runners on some concrete piers to ensure that the weight of the shed was distributed below the retaining wall. We don’t have to worry too much about the ground freezing in the Seattle area, but I’ll be covered in this scenario.

Determining shed location.
Determining shed location.

I started with a single pier so that I could use it as a pivot point for the 12′ 4×4 after it cured.

Marking lines on pad.
Marking lines on pad.

First runner is good and level.

Concrete piers and runners.
Concrete piers and runners.

I repeated the process of pouring a single pier in the back making sure it was level with the front runner.

Concrete piers nearly done.
Concrete piers nearly done.
Two runners on piers.
Two runners on piers.

Runners are done. I need to screw them into the standoffs and probably have to cut off the excess metal before the floor goes on.

Now I’m just waiting for the shed to arrive. The factory is in Michigan and everything is delayed because of COVID-19. Wear your masks and save some lives. We all want to get back to normal.

IT’S SHED TIME!

Shed floor.

The first thing is the floor frame. 16″ centers. Runners were nice and level so nothing needed to be shimmed.

Shed floor with plywood added.

Next came the plywood floor itself. Again, things stayed level.

Standing up the front and back walls of the shed.

A look at the front of the shed.

You end up using the floor as your platform as you build the rest. The front and back walls are assembled on the platform and then tilted up and temporarily supported.

Sidewall with rafters.

Front of shed with roof sheathing on.

The rafters, siding, and roof sheathing came next. You get a pretty good idea of what it’s going to look like at this point. Plus you have a covered place to work that’s out of the sun.

Shed with soffit and trim.

Next were the soffit around the roof, windows, and some trim. The precut holes for the windows were slightly off, but I knew the trim would both be white and disguise the misalignment.

Roof shingles on the shed.

Shingling the roof was by far the worst part of the job. It was hot, my shoes were on fire, and the shingles are fairly heavy. I don’t have a nail gun, so all the puppies went on by hand.

Finished shed with doors open.

The completed shed.

The final bits were hanging the doors and slapping some fresh paint on. It took me 6 days from beginning to end. Four of the days were full, with the other couple being less so.

I’m very pleased with the final product. The shed has been tested by the rain several times and everything seems to be fine. I’ll get around to building a ramp before the fall.

It was a fun project, but I’m glad to be going back to computer work if I can manage it while helping the kid adapt to remote kindergarten. Best of luck to all the parents out there, we’re going to need it.

If anyone is curious about this specific shed, it’s a 12′ x 8′ Yardline Santa Clara Storage Shed and I purchased it from Costco.

Written by Matt Haliski

The First of His Name, Consumer of Tacos, Operator of Computers, Mower of Grass, Father of the Unsleeper, King of Bad Function Names, Feeder of AI Overlords.